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When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
a fun girl that smokes a lot of weed. she owns a juul and her best friend is typically named Mariah and when they both are together you better have a lighter
yo do you want to be Kyleigh mom with me?
A milf who is seriously packing some jugs and has a tight ass, yet is very psycho.
I tried to get with that old lady down the block but she is just too much of a Britain’s mom.
A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)
Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)
When it’s your moment to shine. This is you’re one shot. 15 minutes of fame.
Yo tobias you got this!
I know it’s my mom’s spaghetti!
A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track
The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”