a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways
fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today
When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail
Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown
When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.
“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”
during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.
that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.
When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.
Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."
The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.
Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails