a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.
Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.
A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
Small dildo that forks into two ends.
Man, Brodie has a dild fork in his top drawer.
Similar to a spoonful but with a fork. What are you stupid?
I ate a Forkful or cereal.
James ate a Forkful of his girlfriends awfull Macaroni.
When you are taught something but you learned nothing.
My life is a Steaming Fork
This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork
I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork