Lost my poopetite

When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.

Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.

*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*

Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite

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i lost the game

damn it

person 1: I *won* the lottery
person 2: damn it
person 1: damn it? I just won the lottery...
person 2: whatever... i lost the game

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Lost in the sauce

When you have too much sauce and decide to build a maze out of the sauce but then you get lost in it

Billy was trying to build a maze, but now he’s lost in the sauce...

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lost remainder

a glorious emo band from jupiter florida

dude did you check out lost remainder the other night they were nuts

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lost vowel syndrome

A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.

Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.

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College of Lost Ambitions

A synonym for the College of Liberal arts, a college at the University of Minnesota. At such college, majors and/or focuses such as ethics, leadership, modern dance and philosophy are taught.

"So what college are you in?"
"I'm in CSOM. How about you?"
"Oh I'm in CLA--the College of Lost Ambitions."

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Atlantis: Lost World

A book series about a girl called Fleur Daisy and the struggles of post apocalyptic life. It is also being animated chapter by chapter on the YouTube channel, StarzSky_

Atlantis: Lost World got one best girl. They’re Eric Ignis. I take no criticism.

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