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a dangerous combination off a hood on the street and a japaneese terror to all mand kind; absolutely the scariest beings on the planet
first known ninja gansta: rahbecca willette
most ninja gangstas are incognito
A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.
Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!
A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.
Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?
Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.
v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake
Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.
A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.
Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!
The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon.
Ninja Cat Bob: It sure feels good to have butt secks.
Ninja Cat Henry: That's right.
quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.
After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"