Fight me

The thing your girlfriend says when she know that she lost. Is also code word for “fuck me daddy”

Ugh, you know what just fight me.

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fighting cancer

Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.

"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"

"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"

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Giraffe fight

A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.

(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.

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Fighting Demons

Another way of saying "doing algebra homework".

Person#1: Hey, what are you up to
Person#2: In my room, fighting demons

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Fight Week

Any week in a month which is pre-determined by a group of friends. During this week you may randomly insult, assault/attack and or wrestle your friend with no repercussions due to the fact that it is Fight Week! Can take place in any location such as amsterdam for example.

*Charlie Punch's Owen in the Face!*

Owen: "What the hell was that for?"

Charlie: "Its fight week baby!"

or

Owen: "Charlie you are a useless sack of shit!"

Charlie: "Are you forgetting its fight week?"
*Charlie punches Owen in the face!*

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gun fighting

2 guys comparing the size of their respective manhood.

Avril walked into the room unexpectedly and caught Chris and Richie half-naked, gun fighting.

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Final Fight

1.A fight that ends any long lasting grudges or repressed feelings.

2. 80's side scrolling fighting game

This it is , Im not taking any more of your crap, this is the final fight!

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