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May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022

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13 October

The person that was born on this day is very kind, very sweet, very amazing, very handsome, very caring, very nice, very charming, very loving, very cute, very cool, very fun, very funny, very smart, very respectful, very forgiving, very brave, very understanding, very hardworking, very helpful, very lazy, very humble, very inspiring, very impatient, very appreciative, very responsible, very friendly, sometimes rude, sometimes cold, sometimes harsh, very silly, very beautiful. :D

-If you see this I love you. - Laima<3

Me: hey, just wanted to let you know that it’s 13 October, I hope u have a good day today.<3

by Laiima<3 May 16, 2022


13 October

national let you daughter outside with her friends

girl: my father doesn t allow me to go outside
boy: no way! today is 13 OCTOBER
!! It means that he is obligated to let you outside

by raisukamiaumiau October 13, 2021


13 and 16

Absolutely f*cking illegal.

I personally find it okay for a 13 and 15, and 14 and 16.. but 13 and 16? You got to be F*CKING kidding me.

Friend: Yo I datin a girl.

Friend 2: How old is she?

Friend: She's 13!

Friend 2: Aren't you 16? THATS A CASE MY GUY

Friend: Sh*t, not my fault shes so hot

So it's illegal for a 13 and 16 year old to date.

by facts81 October 16, 2021


April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022


April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021


April 13

The day Neil was banging out the tunes

"It's April 13, time to send pictures of Neil banging out the tunes for the 15th year!"

by georgog April 13, 2021