Playstation 2

What many people like me spend their days on. They're quite played out now, but 100% of people who have the love them.
PS2 is short for Playstation 2.

Wolfy: "I'm pissed off, so let's all go on the Playstation 2 where I can drive out all this pissedness talking to it."

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Dota 2

A way to ruin your own life

Pros:

Literally Nothing

Cons:
The community is toxic.
You're wasting your motherfucker's money on the internet and electricity!
The time you invest could be used to do something productive.
Increase Aggressive Behavior.
Social Isolation.
Adverse Effects On Health.

Person 1(Playing DOTA 2)
Person 2: Hello! 1
Person 1(Loses the Match)
Also, Person 1 instantly kills Person 2 and starts to play again

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Tysons 2

Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus

Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)

What kind of mall is Tysons 2? I can't afford anything!

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December 2

On december 2 skip school that day and relax

"Wheres all the students " teacher said. "Oh its December 2 there skipping school " the nerd said

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2-incher

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.

Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"

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Planetside 2

A New FPS where the main goal is not die every 30 seconds. Oh, and also use tanks to run over people and shoot at aircraft, hoping to land a hit, but missing every time.

I am gonna mess those guys up! Oh. Shit. I'm dead. *Ragequit Planetside 2*

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Boyfriend #2

A term used for a boyfriend on the side, most often just for sexual relations only.

girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine

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