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International womens day
The day women are equal to men
Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday
Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th
March 8th is when Boris has said that schools in the UK will open. People are worrying a lot for numerous reasons like not having their glow up or in fear it would increase cases and deaths as well as another lockdown
Boy 1: Bruv bare people are saying we are going to school on March 8th
Boy 2: I’m excited ngl
Boy 1: Fam I’m scared
A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
‘Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?
April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!
Guy 2: LFG!!!
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Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺
OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE
April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
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Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
Neo from 8th grade is really horrible, right?
Yeah but...
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Yeah he's annoying