Ooggy boogy

When a man has incontrollable shits (diarrhea or logs), incontrollable vomiting, grumbly tummy, and extreme toenail growth or mucus absolute pouring out of one's noes.

(plural Ooggy boogies)

Man one: I have a bad case of the Ooggy boogy!

Man two: im sorry i cant help you with that one.