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Monday left me broken is based on a song named Waiting for Love. The Monday left me broken cat first appeared in YouTube Shorts thanks to the YouTubers Arcade Assassin, Kracc Bacc, and Meme Zee. The video was made using the morphing face app Revive.
Me: *casually watching Shorts*
Video: Bro Tiktok isn't that bad.
Video: Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping...
former singer hilary mills had a band called broken toy airplanes but changed it to some other name. hilary is a good music filer with a hairy torso.... she never slept with nick jonas and was never convicted of 1st or 2nd degree murder. Hilary pronounced HAYLEY is oone of the bugs that got squished by dan from prp! (dans also changing his band name thing)
hilary was once obsessed with this guy named Logan who went to her skill in pleasenton texas fuck typos.... logan never liked her though and thought she was a talentless Ho........
hi haley if you can guess who this is I will give ya $5 buckaroonis
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE HALEYYYYYYYYYY
Hilary likes teh suck on teh big toe while fucking to her broken toy airplanes songs.
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Dying of a broken heart means to die from extreme sadness, grief and hopelessness. Commonly death by a broken heart occurs in romantic relationships, though can also be the result of a loss of intimate emotional attachment(s), rejection, deaths of family or friends or severe betrayal. Though in literary terms symptoms are easy listed, the true experience of suffering of a broken heart is indescribable according to those who have experienced it firsthand.
Perhaps because it is an experience such as loss or love; It can only be understood if felt.
(I.e. A man's wife dies in a disastrous fire. Even though he tries to save her he is not able to get to her in time. Days go by and he has not eaten or slept or tried to contact family or friends. And work has failed to contact him, inquiring about his prolonged absence. Day and night he sits silently on the floor. At times crying hysterically and other times punching the walls and having violent fits. Within a week or a few days after, he dies from the overbearing and crushing grief of the loss of his beloved. Hence, "Died from a broken heart."
Once when I was young I watched a TV program that depicted young man and woman who fell in love rather quickly. It has been a long time since I saw the program, after it was six years ago. She left him, saying something along the lines of "we can't be together or she did not love him anymore." He spent three days wallowing in extreme grief, feeling rejected, alone and hopeless. After these three days he dies. If I am not mistaken it was a made up story. They traced its' origins and found the story to be mostly true. This man apparently "Died from a broken heart" according to the medical examiner and his apartment manager.
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when a guy cant cum because of a tragic accident involving the smashing of his dick
i wouldnt date him,
hes a a broken down skeet skeet
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When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
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Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain
A Green Day fan-fiction story on Quizilla written by xRockandRollx. Contrary to the title, the author's mind does not seem to be broken and the story is well-plotted and well put together.
As of this writing, it has 25 chapters and a banner made by xXGreenDayluvrXx.
The moment had arrived. I didn’t want to tell him about Nick, about why he was the way he was. After all it wasn’t my secret to tell. However, unintentionally, I had involved Billie in this mess, and allowed him to venture deeper than I had ever wished him to.
--part of chapter 25 of "Affairs of a Broken Mind"
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