A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."
Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.
"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.
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Lead singer and guitarist for Alkaline trio, and of course, fucking hot.
His lyrics are pure poetry.
Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile, tin men are lead by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere
Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me
lol, <3 matt skiba.
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A person who takes 1 hour in the toilet taking a shit.
Me: That person is such a Matt.
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Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.
His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.
Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.
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When one takes a short nap during work hours in the handicap toilets.
Matt's just of having a Matt Nap
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An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.
Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.
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aka "Matt-y voz" a teacher at a small hippie school in v-town. Bald, Brain-y and a BAD ASS BITCH.
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...
"HERE'S SOME BREAD AND HERE'S SOME SPERM AND HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD"-Matt Voz 2018
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