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I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
i can't believe you looked this up
Did you know he's Greeko Catholic? That means they only celebrate birthdays in even numbered years and can't eat things colored by a non-primary color!
a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~
When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
A Pagan-Catholic refers to an individual who incorporates elements of both Paganism and Catholicism into their religious beliefs and practices. This term typically describes someone who identifies with the rituals, symbolism, or worldview of both traditions, often blending aspects of nature worship, polytheism, or animism with Catholic rituals, saints, or theology. These individuals belong to both Pagan and Catholic religions, usually either religious pantheists or panentheists, who have more than one religion that connects them to their culture and place within the world. It is important to note that both the Paganism mixed with the Catholicism is connected with the local culture and history of the people who belong to Catholic and Pagan religions.
She considers herself a Pagan-Catholic, celebrating the solstices with Pagan rituals while also attending Catholic Mass on Sundays and connecting with Mother Nature and praying to the Mother of God.
A school full of nitties and Essex bitches. Only a few calm guys that really make money but most man force the badness. You will find well respected nitties in this school like kyja and tyrell. Overall this school is really fucked but you’ll enjoy your time here.
Person 1: yo what school do you go g?
Person 2: Trinity Catholic High School my guy
Person 1: omds say swear you must be a nitty faggot
Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.