Oxford Academy

Located in Cypress CA. bad school. you will regret going there when older. Too hard, the english department extremely sexist and usually girls get As while boys get B and Cs. Leave while you can if you are smart and become valedictorian at a normal school

Student a: Man Oxford Academy Sucks!
Student b: go to Whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to UC Irvine.

*years later*

Student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to Harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
Student c: i stayed at Oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.

23👍 50👎

newark academy

A lame private school where THE JEWISH goes.

Robert, the Jewish, is a stupid Newark Academy kid.

105👍 282👎

Renaissance academy

Renaissance academy, In phoenixville Pennsylvania was founded in 1999. Though it is in phoenixville a majority of students are from norristown so it is normal to find weave on the floor daily. The students are either just rude or annoying. Let’s get into the rude people (usually from norristown) they’ll tell u to ur face they don’t like u and embarrass you in front of your whole class or in ur in their way they’ll push u instead of saying “excuse me”. Now let’s get into the annoying people, usually from spring ford or another town. They will chew their gum in the most obnoxious way and they’ll act like their the cutest thing in the world. They’re the type to bully people. They’re also the teachers pet and act like a 2nd teacher.

Renaissance claims they didn’t have enough money to buy paper. PAPER. if ur gonna be a school then u should have paper. They use their money on pointless things like t shirts. But it doesn’t stop there the teachers are bad too. They’ll bore you to death and once u get to do something fun they’ll ruin it like they’ll only tell YOU you have to work by yourself. They definitely have favorites but let’s not get into that. WE also get no new students because no one wants to come here. Since 2013 we got about 5 new students in the grade. 5. That’s not enough considering the people are so annoying and we wanna make new friends.

All in all If u are trying to decide if u wanna go to renaissance. THE ANSWER IS NO.

“I go to renaissance academy”
“Ew u do what’s it like”
“An awful school. “
“What else?”
“I’ve said too much •_•”

4👍 5👎

links academy

The school where Glastonbury, CT residents go to when they have been expelled from Glastonbury Public Schools, or can’t handle themselves in a normal environment. Usually students who attend this school have serious problems and end up working at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart. If u end up at links, you need to rethink your life and debate about living. Stay in School.

Andrell: Yo Dennis you know where Erin is going to School?
Dennis: Yea she’s going to Links Academy.
Andrell: Oh damn, Wanna steal something from her?
Dennis: Sounds good

5👍 6👎

khan academy

A website that teachers make you do math work on. It requires you to get a 10 problems in a row in order to pass.

Khan Academy is gay as fuck

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police academy

A god awful series of films.

Judge: For Raping and defecating on a sweet old lady I sentence you to a marathon session of police academy films

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episcopal academy

the suckiest skool at sports, considering that IRWINS WON ON EA/AIS DAY. and could possibly have the ugliest slutiest girls at their skool. nothing else to be said.

episcopal academy sluts are so retarted alll you have to do is meet one of them.

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