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An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it
Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up
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Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole
I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours
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When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!
man2: youre hardcore man!
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when a large pipe is inserted in the alaskan anus
i saw an alaskan pipeline on my holiday
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When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate
Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard
The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line
When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"