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The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go
Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr
An absolutely great guy, even though he got rejected many times, one of which was a very hefty blow, he still keeps on going and is one of the best looking guys up you I’ll ever meet.
Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪
Alexander Jeppesen is a god and a Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪
An alexander rogers are usually super hot like to the point where girls who haven't seen him are falling for him he also has the tightest of asses stunning good looks and with his tall slender body u havent got to worry about any fat folds
random girl: ohh this boy alexander rogers is so hot ohhh
her male friend: who are u talking about u dont no any 1 named alexander rogers
random girl: i know but i know him in heart
talentfull
wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander
Two great friends, that are both 11 on the day this definition was made.
Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?
Another Person: Yeah! They are amazing friends!