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i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

by uradweeb September 4, 2019


I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023


I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 22, 2013


Can am drivers

Can am drivers have absolute donkey dick and pull a insane amount of bitches on the daily -big d double c

Can am drivers are bad ass

by Big D double C May 24, 2022


am I dreaming

When something is crazy unbelievable. Could be used when you think someone is stunning
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.

*sarah posts on insta*
lex: “oh my god am I dreaming🤩🤩”

by world star cash money September 28, 2021


i am on chrome

When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males

Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.

by Night's Bane June 13, 2021


2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023