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In one hand you are waving the american flag while having sex. Right before you ejaculate you pull out a hand gun (your choice of firearm) and pull the trigger in a safe direction. The gunshot will make her clench up making your nut harder.
Me and my girl were doing the american passtime and the shot hit a deer, our sex got us dinner.
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person/persons living outside of the accepted folkways and more`s of society these people can be broken down in to smaller sub groups such as HILL PEOPLE. Hill people live in the southwest united states and hunt cars because cars are filled with people they call them car steaks. do not confuse hill people with hillbilly's although hillbilly's may seem like feral Americans they are not they do tend to be Sympathizers with specific groups of feral Americans though
Do not stop here! there are several clans of feral american's roaming the area and I heard this is there inbreeding season which means they will be very hungry.
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An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.
Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.
"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".
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NOT COPYING ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!!
eatablished in early 1900's took current form (casual clothing) in 1977 (note: that is why many of their items have "77" on them)
by this time Abercrombie and Fitch was still a sporting goods store and then started selling clothes in 1988.. :::comments??myspace.com/ pnaicolada:::
im not an abercrombie and fitch hater i just hate that people think American Eagle is a ripped of version of abercrombie
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A Saltine-American is the politically correct term for North American (specifically United States Citizens) not of color. The term resulted from the inappropriate use of the more offensive term "cracker".
"Today in class the children were taught how Saltine-Americans live throughout the United States, and are descendants of unspecified geographic cultures."
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1) A politically correct term coined by cowardly white Americans who are afraid of offending blacks and are ashamed of being white.
2) A term that makes no sense, since 'African-American' implies that someone was born in Africa and immigrated to America. Therefore, since most blacks in America were born there, they would more correctly be called 'Blacks with African Ancestry'. Having been born in America, these blacks are simply 'Americans'.
3) A term which implies that all black people come from Africa (and that only black people come from Africa), even though black people come from many other parts of the world.
4) A term which singles out black people living in America from black people living elsewhere.
5) A term that even most black people find ridiculous.
1) White man 1: Look at that cool shirt that black guy is wearing.
White man 2: SHHHHH! He's not black! He's African-American! Don't be racist!
White man 1: Huh? How is that racist?
2) Most blacks referred to as 'African-Americans' have never been to, and will never be in Africa.
3) Would a person from Egypt be called African-American? Egypt is in Africa. How about a white person from South Africa?
4) Black people from France, Canada, England, Jamaica, Switzerland, Brazil, or even from Africa are 'black', but a black man from America is an 'African-American'.
5) The only black people I have ever heard referring to other blacks as 'African-Americans' were politicians, and even those are few and far between.
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A condition where a foreigner becomes overjoyed by American culture, feeling the need to adapt as best as possible. Common symptoms of American Fever include, but are not limited to, a desire for large amounts of the US currency, wanting a husband/wife that is strictly American, and an extreme thirst for a green card.
the effect of American Fever does not last long (approximately 1-2 years), and usually dies off when the affected acquire a US job. The cause of it is still unconfirmed, but many believe it to be the new sense of freedom foreigners feel when arriving in America. The symptom is more commonly found in those coming from Europe.
"His American Fever is so strong, he's had 3 burgers today!"
"Only listens to country because it's American? Yep. American Fever."