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Arse harness

A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake

That bloke is a rite arse harness

by Arse harness March 4, 2021


Arse piss

The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.

by factmachine December 2, 2014


Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.

That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!

by Aznajansken August 5, 2018


lil arse

Nickname given to windup or provoke people with or without bunda

“Alright there lil arse”
Stop being a dick I’ve got bunda

by TastyTatas January 5, 2022


No arse November

Girls can not sent arse picks nor can boys ask for them.

I can’t send arse pics I’m taking park in no arse November.

by Bsbsnsjejn November 18, 2020


De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.

Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.

by nutellacrepes February 1, 2011


Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013