Pretty much a prison, just more annoying
"I want to die" -Every kid that's ever gone here, assuming they even got out to tell their story...
Note: "Ashe" is often pronounced as "trash"
"School" also tends to be said as "prison" depending on dialect and social status
Either way, never say it as "Ashe County Middle School," or you'll look like a tourist (or worse, someone who
actually wants to be there)
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The censored form of the phrase "Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison" from the edited TV version of Office Space.
"We aren't going to Minimum-Security-White-Collar-Resort Prison, no. We're going to Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison."
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cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!
Quick Oliver Calvert is having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, someone give him some Green Mango Chutney!
All you have to do is change one letter ineach word-and ta-da! There you have it. A secret way to swear, but I would never ever say this at my Baptist school, so be careful about how you use it.
too many uses to just give one example
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A conquer-all, can be used in 99.9% of all situations. Known to explode when one Cup of your enemies ashes is thrown at another Cup of your enemies ashes. The name of the product should be bolded whenever possible.
Itchy? Pour Cup of your enemies ashes on your bedsheets. You have conquered itching!
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The act of rubbing one's genitalia ever so roughly that it causes the ass and anus to chafe, resulting in ashy skin.
Hey Blake, Tyler said he wants to ash your ass.
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A place where young teenagers go to start drama and/or fights. Usually ends up with multiple short relationships. Has extremely rude teachers.
βCanβt wait to go to Ashe County Middle School tomorrow!β
βWow! Iβd rather stay home and watch musicallys!β