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A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.
The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum
I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".
Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.
The moment when you eat too much food and struck with heavy symptoms such as;
Sleepiness, stomach pain, and fatigue
My God, I ate so much I think I'm having a Fat attack.
When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.
Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)
A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"