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One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
The act of spreading one’s buttocks and pressing their anus against another persons anus
Damn, I just watched Scott do a little Australian kissing last night. Kinda hot.
The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.
When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran
A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"
The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.
Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.
A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)
Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!
Sex with an individual whom has hairy junk.
T: Picked up a lovely gal last night and I did the Australian Boogie.
B: What is that?
T:I went dancing in the bush