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The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"
The hair between your butt that can be braided and is similar to a rat tail one would have on the back of there head.
Man look at that guys Australian rat tail hanging from his pants.
Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross
When one freaky ass weed smoker lets the smoke coming from their mouth get inhaled by one's anus
Man: I tried to Australian Inhale last night but I ended up breaking a rib.
When the good dick scrambles brain from down under
I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy
Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.
Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian
American: Go back to your country thats not a thing