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Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down
˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking
A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.
Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.
“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”
A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).
Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
A fellatio given by a woman to a man who has covered his penis in Jalapeno extract. Typically, one would have a stranger (his name must be Phil,) masturbating in the corner.
Jill: I was giving Barack a Grilled Australian Pepper, but Phil looked way hotter.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.
The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.
I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well
when you violently shit yourself
bro im not having a good time right now.
why?
I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!