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The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?
Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
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something that's so bad, its good.
something really bad but really addicting.
person 1: have you tried those salt and vinegar chips?
person 2: yeah, theyre HORRIBLE!
person 1: i know, but i cant stop eating them! theyre so awesomely bad!
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When enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. Sometimes she will try to tell you "Get off me," but the words will be miraculously muffled - this will sound like she is saying "Get awesome."
So put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. If there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. This is the American Dream, and you are living it.
I was railing this chick the other night, and I was totally getting awesome like American Psycho. Then I smoked a cigar with general Patton.
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An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.
"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"
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Box Awesome describes the whole package of someone or something.
Often spoken with a Boston accent, this word is extremely verstile and easy to incorporate into everyday speaking.
I can dance a jig on my head because I am Box Awesome.
Drinking with you is Box Awesome.
Sir, that suit you have on is Box Awesome
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A drink composed of Jack Daniel's, Captain Morgan Spiced Rhum and Cola.
Crazier people tend to switch the Cola to beer.
Why don't we have ourselves a little Awesome Threesome to start the party ?
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refers to clothes, jewelry, bags, etc. that are so horrible, tacky, brightly coloured, etc. that they are awesome, because of irony.
few can pull it off
colours of items include, but are not limited to: hot pink, fuschia, orange, yellow, lime green.
and anything with rhinestones.
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