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1. Is a pandemic that affects not only men but also women. It is a debilitating condition that is caused by your significant other destroying you from the inside out day by day. Until you lack the fortidude to carry on. Sadly once you are destroyed from the inside out, the main side effect of Ball disease is Marriage.
2. When you are unable to muster up the confidence to go speak to some one of the opposite sex.
Def #1.
Allen: I asked her to Marry me!
Jeff: WTF is wrong with you? Sounds like you have a pretty bad case of Ball Disease...
Def#2
David: Man you should go talk to her, shes been giving you the fuck me eyes all night.
Tony: Well... I would, but...
David: Whats that? Oh thats right you have the BALL DISEASE.
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Swampy balls is what occurs when you're outside in the heat, and the ensuing sweat creates a swamp-like environment surrounding your scrotum.
Dude, I knew I shouldn't have gone commando while wearing these wool pants, I totally have a case of swampy balls.
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a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her husband on her wedding day. inherently misogynist, since no one seems to care about what boys do with their dingalings. usually put on by evangelical fundie Christian dads who "date" their daughters, exhibit lots of family love, and have an unhealthy interest in their daughters' sexuality.
Did you see the Glamour article on incest-fest... er, I mean, purity balls?
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What you say after Simon asks you what "sima" is
"Hey sima whats up"
"Whats sima"
"Sima balls"
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adj, rolling really hard, that is, very fucked up from ecstasy.
Man I had like three hits at once, I was rolling balls!
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To screw up a major opportunity, that possibly comes along only once in a blue moon.
"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."
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