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"My hemorrhoids are killing me!"
"So go see an asshole bandit."
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A term usually associated with red heads getting arrested.
Sean (redheaded bandit): Oh man, we dun got arrested. I should have hid the pot better.
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During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!
"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"
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A person who steals cigarette butts out of public ashtrays and smokes them. They are usually very sneaky and attempt to do it when no one is watching to avoid the embarrassment of being caught doing something so profoundly disgusting. Butt bandits are usually the very poor and the underage.
I remember I left a half smoked cigarette in the ashtray outside of work on my last break and now it's gone. It must have been stolen by a butt bandit.
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Sleep bandit: a particularly clever gentleman who picks up on rich bitches and robs them blind while their sleeping after sex
"Fuck that man is ruthless,he even took the bitches perfume,what a Sleep bandit!"
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A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.
Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.
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A lesbian who loves the forbidden snatch.
Ellen is going after Portia, even though she is in a relationship with Rosie? What a fish bandit!
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