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Describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad
Person #1 age 20 What do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the Patriot Act
Person #2 age 60 This country is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.
Person #1 I never heard that saying
Person #2 Old saying, Urban UP young man!!
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Euphemism for extremely homosexual (usually in men)
Brian is as gay as a picnic basket
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A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.
They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!
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The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.
Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
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A threesome between a male, female and a shemale. The woman is on her back and spit roasted by the male and shemale. The male and shemale hold each others arms for traction. The position looks like a basket.
What a wild night, I actually Montreal basket cased my girl with a trans, that shit was crazy!
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A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.
1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you
3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you
5 eggs: dating
6 eggs: falling in love
7 eggs: in love
8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you
9 eggs: getting married
10 eggs: having kids
Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!
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When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.
You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
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