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Where weapons of mass destruction are made.
Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.
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A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz
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The unofficial food chain for potheads.
stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?
stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.
stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.
stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.
stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!
stoner2: We just did that, dude.
stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.
stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.
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In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
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1. The end of a male's/transexual's penis.
2. Also uesd as an insult like "Dick head"
Commonly used by Ali-G in his movie and tv shows
1. "dude, check out my bell end its swollen from being kicked by my ex the other day"
2. "shut up you fucking bell end thats a stupid idea"
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the cheese like substance found under the foreskin.. very gross...
dude your dads got bell ched..,
or the game "bellched avenue" to play simply pull up to sum1 in your car and ask them for directions to bell ched avenue.. ver amusing..
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A type of pants containing various kinds of bells (jingle, jangle, and/or jongle) in the entirety of the pant. This item was popularized by snipty the Christmas elf and by people who like to make stupid fucking puns.
(At an 80s Party)
Jim: do you like my bell-bottoms?????
Susan: who the fuck invited you.
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