Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts
"don't invite javannie for secret santa, she's the worst biscuit Giver of them all!!!"
English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.
When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.
Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.
He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!
Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.
"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"
The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.
Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.
A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.
I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
1. Generally: A good looking woman or man that accompanies a more well known person to formal events.
2. Specifically: The boyfriend of a man that is revealed when a well know male celebrity comes out of the closet.
Did you see the arm biscuit that Lance Bass had with him the other day?