The act of a bisexual person claiming to only like whatever gender would be most convenient for them at the moment.
I was getting harassed by some guy at the bar so I used my weaponized bisexuality and told him I like girls.
when 2 dudes and a girl have sex and the boy fucks the boy while fucking the girl and the girl and the boy sucked the other guys dick
HEy wanna have a bisexual threeways at my house
A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .
I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !
A bisexual who only dates guys
She is such a vegetarian bisexual...
emos can be straight gay or bisexual.. to be honest a lot of them including me are bisexual emos and i dont see a problem with it so FUCK OFF everyone who does
emo bisexual, thats what everyone thinks of
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A bisexual only interested in other bisexual people and has only dated other bisexuals.
Similar to gold star lesbian or platinum gay.
pro-bisexual: unable to read with gaydar or bi-fi; flaunts ambiguous cocky attitude, hot but still won't fuck you.
gay dude: "I don't know what it is about that group but I wish I could figure it out"
rainbow bi: "oh jeeez, those are the uppity ass Grade A Bisexual types like the platinum gays except more arrogant. They don't even like us. we're out here queer identified doing what we can to get visibility and they think they are the royal family or some shit".
Grade A bi guy: "I saw Derek have a coronary because he was so obviously giving it to that fag that used to prance behind him for an entire year"
Grade A bi girl: "Now, he's glowing like because he went got himself a lifetime subscription of child support and alimony. He's got a straight girl. Movin' up in the world"
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A straight person who wants to be part of LGBTQ+ community for some reason
Person 1: I'm Semi bisexual.
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It means I'm bisexual but I'm only attracted to 1 gender.
Person 2: Which gender are you attracted to?
Person 1: The opposite gender
Person 2: I think you only have 1 braincell left and you use it to breathe.
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