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A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid
"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."
When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
The act of ghost riding the whip and ghetto blasting simultaneously. This can only be done by a true street heartin' thug.
Chris: Yo, you niggas wanna go Whip Blasting?
Scott: Aigh man, I'll get my bottom bitch.
Zak: Cool, I got the boombox and some mad mix tapes.
When you bankrupt somebody or make them lose a lot of their money.
Make them broke
"You dont wanna be the one I blast broke"