Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

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clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

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Pussy Block

Cock block for lesbians.

That dyke is getting pussy blocked!

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shit block

When you are at work and you are taking a shit and another co-worker walks in the restroom and notices the locked stall door and walks right back out.

"I was taking a shit and Aaron took one step in the restroom and walked right back out."

"Yeah dude, thats called a shit block"

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four block

four block is a word to describe someone who always lets you down or is never there when you need them.

this word originated from the game tetris, the streight "four block" that never seems to come when you need it.

You didn't pick me up from school, your such a four block

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cunt block

basically its when a girl is dying to get with a dude and her dumbass bitch of a friend comes up and tells the dude to watch out cause she has the HIV (insert STD here).

"Man Johnny was looking good last night and then bitch ass Sara Ann comes up and tells him that I am great in bed but to watch out for my anal warts. That bitch just cunt blocked me."

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Crock block

When your room mate turns off your slow cooker.

Oh my god, last night I was totally cooking some outrageous chili and my room mate totally crock blocked me.

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