boob fever

boob fever: noun: to go to a strip club and not want to leave

ive got boob fever.. lets go to zeldas

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boob terrorism

The act of harrassing a woman by starring at her boobs for at least 40 minutes

"Are you ok dude? you've been starring for like 20 minutes"
"It's ok, i'm boob terrorizing now"
"boob terrorism...all time low"

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boob drop

where a women, with exceptionally large tits, drops them out of her shirt, where they jiggle and bounce when released

Bro, Guess what happened

What?

This women just boob dropped me!!!

They'd better be jiggly!!!

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shoulder boob

The contact made between the shoulder of one person (usually male) and the boob of a female leaning over the shoulder of the other person.

Dude, I totally got some shoulder boob when that waitress delivered our food!

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Boob fart

when a female and male rub together in the nude and a suction occurs, causing a farting noise.

"Dude, last night, i was getting all hot and heavy with that girl sophie and her boobs totally farted"

"no way, gross"

"naw, man. the boob fart was hot"

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Happy Boobs

Breast in a well-fitting bra. Usually visible in a garment which is neither too tight nor to loose, presenting the breast in a way which is prominent yet not slutty. On the contrary, unhappy boobs will a appear crushed, misshapen, uneven or strangled.

(while shopping)
Girl: Do you like that shirt?
Guy: It's nice. It totally gives you happy boobs.

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deodorant boobs

the repulsive taste (and often numbing sensation) experienced when you suck and/or motorboat a girl's saggy boobs. almost always the result of laying her down and having her loosely assembled funbags falling carelessly in to the crevices between her overly scented armpits. this phenomena is typically experienced after a long night of drinking when options are few and far between and a guy either has a dead booty call cellphone or no other prospects at the bar.

"yo dude, did you see that chick that jon bladed last night?" -- patrick
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris

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