brown air

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

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brown nosing

Kissing someones ass

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"

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sylvia browne

A stone-faced, lying whorebag who takes money from desperate, deluded and stupid people without so much as a blip on the radar of basic human conscience. Challenged by James Randi on Larry King Live to have her psychic claims tested, which she publicly agreed to, but has been making lame-arse excuses to avoid ever since.

I searched for videos of Sylvia Browne fucking up again on Youtube today and it was interesting.

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gordon brown

How a asian person says "golden Brown"

owwwhh MR miyagi your dim sims is a ruvly shade of gordon Brown .

or

MR foo manchu ,your dim sims must be gordon brown before you take them out of the deep frier.

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code brown

Medical lingo spoken by EMS and emergency room personnel to denote a patient who is incontinent of feces. Used in the presence of family or other persons who don't want to hear, "He's shat himself."

"Glove up before you unwrap this chud, he's code brown.

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Code Brown

The most critical point of needing to take a big shit. When one is on the verge of shitting in one's pants.

"Oh my God, I have to get to a toilet quick, I have a Code Brown!!"

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brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.

Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.