When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.
Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.
Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,
You follow Bryan Johnson protocol
he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he is always there for me and i can tell him anything. hes the center of my world. i really dont know where i would be without him. he makes me smile all the time, even if i have had a bad day. hes my future husband and i plan to spend the rest of my life with him. he has the best laugh ever n i love it. i love him with all my heart and that will never change (: i love you bryan daniel ♥
i love you bryan lauck
Likes big butts and he cannot lie.
Yoh, is he in the club again? He is such a Mark Bryan.
The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.
another way to say "you're a mistake"
Me: Hey Bryan Gallardo
Bryan: Hello
Me: nailed it. -,-