Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.

That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.

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Political Butter

When political commercials and propaganda seem to be everywhere, thoughts and actions can be smudged with Political Butter.

During election season one's mind can get coated in "Political Butter". And it gets everywhere leaving stains!

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cunt butter

Vaginal secretions or female ejaculation fluid. Sexy, slippery stuff!

"My beard is toast, baby - gimme that cunt butter!"

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butter troll

A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.

Jay: "Hey Paco, look at that butter troll coming down the street."

Paco: "Yeah, why don't you go ask for her phone number?"

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churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

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butter face

A girl with an ugly face but good body.

The cheerleader is a butter face because her body was rockin but her face was hideous.

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butters whipped

to get your hair cut

Brett went and got his butters whipped

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