muff cabbage

When your muff smells like what comes out of your butt after you eat a lot of cabbage

That bitch is muff cabbage...shes a stank whore

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Ass cabbage

The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.

Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?

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burnt your cabbage

When someone tells you off;

Well, looks like he burnt your cabbage...

cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

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Toe eyed cabbage

A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage

Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage

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dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

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Bears Ass and Cabbage

A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.

John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"

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