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Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football
In a crowd (people from Oakdale California yell) Oakdale bud!
The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.
When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out
I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower
When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.
I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!
One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!
The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis
“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”