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The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian
"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan
"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.
Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?
A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian
"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"
Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.
Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis
“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.
"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M
The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.
Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?