he is a sexy guy with a big cock
Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs
Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
“He has spiky hair!”
“Must be a Callum.”
The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles
Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever