A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him
bloody hell are you talking to callum austin
A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis
Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain
This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen
wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock
An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.
That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker
Callum blyth also know as big blythy is such a kinky wee boy that loves to put broken wood somewhere he shouldn’t and sometimes loves a good suck on toes
if you want to know how to know how to suck toes professionally message Callum Blyth
Silly boy who jumps on trampolines
Wow that’s callum o’suglivan