a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.
In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.
Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.
"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"
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A youtube video with tits or sexy girls in the thumbnail used to attract views.
Bob: 'Did you like my video?'
Tim: 'No its full of clickbait cancer!'
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When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.
"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
Also known as mixed case. Essentially when someone types something in alternating case to mock, ridicule, or imply that the given statement is dumb.
>>"You're too young to be doing that"
>>"YoU'rE tOo yOuNg To bE dOiNg ThAt"
-- Ah, resulting to cancer case to prove your point. Nice.
A house in Fortnite within tilted towers
The cancer house is so cancerous nobody survived.