captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

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captain stabbing

When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.

Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.

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Captain Assram

leader of the gayass army, drives a beacon, often times is seen assraming anyone with a ass, usualy men, see also pacenta

dude dont be such a captain assram, your being a fagget magnet

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Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

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Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

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Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private

Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff

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Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel is a comic book superhero, originally published by Fawcett Comics and now owned by DC Comics. Created in 1939 by artist C.C. Beck and writer Bill Parker, the character first appeared in Whiz Comics #2 (Feb, 1940).

A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:

“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019

“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019

“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.

“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.

“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.

“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott

If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.

Sam: Did you see Captain Marvel, the movie?
Alex: I was going to because I’m in love with all of the Marvel Comic Universe’s movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You didn’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel Finale anyway.

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