The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.
I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.
The act of pulling off the impossible
David pulled a Chad Henne when he killed Goliath.
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A "Rust Chad", is someone who after beaming you with an ak, screams at how trash you are despite not washing in weeks.
Look at this stupid Rust Chad sweating on UKN again, i bet he has 8k hours, how sad.
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A technique that takes years to master, only seconds to execute. Learned by some, mastered by one. The Chad Chap was originated in 2007 by Chad Murphey himself. This move has brought fear to millions who cower at the sight of the silent but deadly weapon, and quiver by the thought of it. This move will redefine the word pain with a whole new meaning.
(Related to the Joy Shank, but significantly more powerful)
"I will Chad Chop you into the next century"
"Would you like to be Chad Chopped?" "I thought not, silence yourself"
"(Enter burn here)" "You have just been Chad Chopped"
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The preppy/gotti white boys who always use bro to refer to one another. Except it usually sounds more like "bra." And they're usually named Chad.
M: Did you see the guy with the two polo shirts on, one over the other?
E: Yeah, total chad bro.
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When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.
the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.
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