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Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.

Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*

by Jeffafa January 23, 2020

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christian

if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.

christian surprised me by giving me flowers on valintines day

by london revival January 9, 2017

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Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.

Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....

by it's me you're me October 18, 2017

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Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.

Christian is a GOAT.

by daoneandonlycdub May 14, 2018

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Christian

Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.

Christian is a gorgeous man

by SMAHSER March 22, 2017

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Christian

Christian is the red haired, overweight kid across your street who constantly taunts and teases you. He's the kid that bullies you to the extent where you'll quit a sport. The weird thing about Christian is you can beat him in a fight but you choose not to because you know he'll run to his equally and if not more overweight mom and tell. That's a christian, not some nice kid like these other sheeple think. Or he could be a cool highschooler who plays basketball either or

Friend- Christian is such a fucking cuck
You- I know right. Why can't he just stop being a cuck

by Stanleegon November 18, 2018

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Christian

is mega frickin gay

christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud

by iamamango July 30, 2019

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