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Hella clapped

When someone is wearing a very ugly shirt or someones face

Joe:My god ,what is that face.Looked like he just had a plastic surgery fail!

Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.

OR

Kayla:*comes out of room*

John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.

by Man who made this September 4, 2021


clapped vagina

Old vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds

by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018


anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 7, 2017


Ginger claps

When a ginger is hitting it from behind.

Girl 1: I can’t wait to get ginger claps.
Girl 2: ooo no way do you have a ginger?

by KimmyPip May 29, 2020


computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 March 18, 2018


Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 11, 2011


Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 31, 2021