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The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.
Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
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when you are woken up by a hand job
My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.
Your normal workout time, could be in the morning, afyernoon, or at night.
"Hey Jeremy, ready to go the gym?" "Fuck yeah dude! Its gains o' clock!"
The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.
Omg! Let`s get this SHOT CLOCK CHEESE!
A good song by Rap Monster and V.
"Oh boy, 4 o' clock is a good song!"
A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.
"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"
"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."
"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"
"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."
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