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where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot
:one sister goes on a date
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.
Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.
(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.
(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.
A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.
Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?