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a couch that is used for coitus.
Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?
Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out
Guy#1: I'll take it
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Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."
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An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!
Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch
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A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.
He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.
"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."
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a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
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These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
Zand: "That couch tho."
Pel: "Tru."
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A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.
Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!
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