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A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices
I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.
A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks
Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.
Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.
Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.
A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
Covid dissonance
(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.
Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.