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The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig
A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.
Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom
He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.
person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know
Craig is a piece of shit. He’s a real soy boy, a loser, a freak, a dumb baby diaper head.
Man, I hope my date doesn’t turn out to be a Craig
Craig is the universally accepted name for boys younger then you specifically year 7s
Sam:Look at all those Craig’s
Wilf: They think that they’re cool but they’re names are craig
To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
The cutest most obnoxious guy, with just about the most stereotypical HAHAHA laugh. That is just the most cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Craigs the kind of guy who likes to think he’s all tough and such a G, when in reality he’s not. He is however very funny, or just funny looking.
some random person: Did you just see them pull a Craig at the bar
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing