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Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people
MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s
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A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!
When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.
I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.
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Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases
Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs!
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Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?
The fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger
The Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat Dodge Charger R/T that just passed your TorRed Charger on the freeway has been scientifically proven to be the fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger.
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